A guide to "historical" feature films by actor:
Liam Neeson:
- His character will almost certainly die before the end.
- See: Michael Collins and Kingdom of Heaven.
- See also (not actually "historical" of course): Star Wars Episode I: The Phantom Menace.
- Exception to the rule: Schindler's List.
Orlando Bloom:
- Character will be either an archer (Troy) or a blacksmith (Kingdom of Heaven, Pirates of the Carribean).
- See also (not "historical"): Lord of the Rings Trilogy (archer).
Mel Gibson:
- Film will be appallingly inacurate (Braveheart).
- Film will display an appalling anti-English bias (Braveheart, The Patriot).
- Film will be rubbish (see above).
- Exception to the rule: none.
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